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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Oooh shiny object!!</description><title>Avah Tumbles</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @avahdi)</generator><link>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>OMG i laugh so hard « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats –...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/soGIZyTQBqwqt7y9CRcCrCN3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/08/08/funny-pictures-came-out-my-nose/"&gt;OMG i laugh so hard « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has Cheezburger?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/158898282</link><guid>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/158898282</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 23:11:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>adoption fee $75 « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats – I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/soGIZyTQBquotoppobQEO6Ito1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/08/07/funny-pictures-in-cage-again-priceless/"&gt;adoption fee $75 « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has Cheezburger?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/157987920</link><guid>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/157987920</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 12:40:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh bringer of food, « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats –...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/soGIZyTQBq7sckpqEIY05tXko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/07/22/funny-pictures-food-i-luv-you/"&gt;Oh bringer of food, « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has Cheezburger?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/146860300</link><guid>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/146860300</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 12:00:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Teaching The Next Generation
Clothing Store | Chicago, IL, USA 

(I’m folding clothes when a young..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;Teaching The Next Generation&lt;br/&gt;
Clothing Store | Chicago, IL, USA &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(I’m folding clothes when a young girl of about six comes up to me. Her mom is in a nearby fitting room trying clothes on.) &lt;br/&gt;
Girl: “Why do you have to fold those shirts?” &lt;br/&gt;
Me: “Well, they have to look neat on the tables, so I need to fold them.” &lt;br/&gt;
Girl: “So whenever someone looks at a shirt, you have to refold it?” &lt;br/&gt;
Me: “If it gets unfolded, yes.” &lt;br/&gt;
(Just then another customer walks up to the table and proceeds to unfold the top shirt from the pile, look at it, and throw it back down on top of the pile.) &lt;br/&gt;
Girl: “That must get really annoying.” &lt;br/&gt;
Me: “You have no idea.”&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://notalwaysright.com/teaching-the-next-generation/2219"&gt;Not Always Right | Funny &amp; Stupid Customer Quotes » Teaching The Next Generation&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/142182260</link><guid>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/142182260</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:55:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Ridiculous Life Lessons From New Girl Games | GameLife | Wired.com</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2009/07/games-for-tweens/"&gt;Ridiculous Life Lessons From New Girl Games | GameLife | Wired.com&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I’m fairly horrified by these games.  I don’t think I’d let my 13 year old daughter play these at all.  (I hope my neices aren’t playing any of these games!)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/141390706</link><guid>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/141390706</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 07:10:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Consumer
Coffee Shop | Long Island, NY, USA 
(I was closing one night,..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Consumer&lt;br/&gt;
Coffee Shop | Long Island, NY, USA &lt;br/&gt;
(I was closing one night, and it was slow. A nervous-looking man came in and went to go order his drink.) &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Me: “Hi, welcome to ****! What can I get for you this evening?” Customer: “Um…yes. Can I get a coffee?” &lt;br/&gt;
Me: “OK, anything else tonight?” &lt;br/&gt;
Customer: “Yes…” *takes out piece of paper* “An iced venti unsweetened black tea.” &lt;br/&gt;
Me: “OK, your total is $4.30.” &lt;br/&gt;
Customer: *frowns* “How much is the iced tea?” &lt;br/&gt;
Me: “It’s $2.28…do you want me to take it off?” &lt;br/&gt;
Customer: “No…you see, I’m on a blind date. My date told me that her regular drink at **** was this iced tea…and also that the price of the iced tea is her weight.”&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://notalwaysright.com/beauty-is-in-the-eye-of-the-consumer/2213"&gt;Not Always Right | Funny &amp; Stupid Customer Quotes » Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Consumer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/141387067</link><guid>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/141387067</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 07:00:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Comics - Explosm.net</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/soGIZyTQBpuj0pr7n7UKxRg0o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/1732/"&gt;Comics - Explosm.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/140677904</link><guid>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/140677904</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 05:18:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>xkcd - A Webcomic - Tab Explosion</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/soGIZyTQBpua7pmbT4kqciSmo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://xkcd.com/609/"&gt;xkcd - A Webcomic - Tab Explosion&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/140574339</link><guid>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/140574339</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 01:11:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Don’t mind me, the baby’s in « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/soGIZyTQBptg0jhx4jYT5fUzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/07/12/funny-pictures-its-a-sandpit-bless-her/"&gt;Don’t mind me, the baby’s in « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has Cheezburger?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/140203220</link><guid>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/140203220</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 11:06:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Op-Ed: Stop Trying to Save the Planet | Wired Science | Wired.com</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/05/ftf-ellis-1/#more-3996"&gt;Op-Ed: Stop Trying to Save the Planet | Wired Science | Wired.com&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/139810778</link><guid>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/139810778</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 17:35:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Table of Condiments</title><description>&lt;a href="http://backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html"&gt;Table of Condiments&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I just kinda like the name of it…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/138074607</link><guid>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/138074607</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:08:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Directions for making Lasagna « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/soGIZyTQBpmyrd37Nd7fQlxco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/07/07/funny-pictures-1-remove-cat-from-dish/"&gt;Directions for making Lasagna « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has Cheezburger?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/137448904</link><guid>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/137448904</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:16:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>There, I Fixed It.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://thereifixedit.com/"&gt;There, I Fixed It.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Brilliant!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/137389664</link><guid>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/137389664</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:18:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"he only growth sector is DSLRs which are seeing strong sales despite These Troubled Times®."</title><description>“he only growth sector is DSLRs which are seeing strong sales despite These Troubled Times®.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/"&gt;Gadget Lab - Hardware That Rocks Your World | Wired.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/137364669</link><guid>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/137364669</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 19:25:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>xkcd - A Webcomic - Android Boyfriend</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/soGIZyTQBp09pjabjuMZjkruo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://xkcd.com/600/"&gt;xkcd - A Webcomic - Android Boyfriend&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/127910875</link><guid>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/127910875</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 01:04:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Comics and Editorial Cartoons: Dilbert on Yahoo! News</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/soGIZyTQBovi536dEa5syMcIo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/comics/dilbert;_ylt=AkEM9lerXNT2Dw7sD2lUGarccLQF"&gt;Comics and Editorial Cartoons: Dilbert on Yahoo! News&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/126036507</link><guid>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/126036507</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:01:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>And sometimes even if it isn’t nailed down!
Cleve...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/soGIZyTQBov8y75vhXem3Acdo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;And sometimes even if it isn’t nailed down!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/06/18/funny-pictures-cleve/"&gt;Cleve « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has Cheezburger?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/125912637</link><guid>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/125912637</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 12:44:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Move? And deprive you « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/soGIZyTQBoq6jf0syVHR4zopo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/06/13/funny-pictures-and-deprive-you/"&gt;Move? And deprive you « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has Cheezburger?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/123732626</link><guid>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/123732626</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 23:37:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Mah butt… « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/soGIZyTQBoe6k9dpjZz8x31Mo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/06/05/funny-pictures-seat-of-its-own/"&gt;Mah butt… « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has Cheezburger?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/119052802</link><guid>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/119052802</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 14:05:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>That’s almost the same coloring as Abby- and I swear that...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/soGIZyTQBnqcv3u2qW7bGEzBo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;That’s almost the same coloring as Abby- and I swear that will be her in a year’s time.  I already have a pic of her all stretched out on my computer chair!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/20/funny-pictures-see-2/"&gt;See… « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has Cheezburger?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/110759377</link><guid>http://avahdi.tumblr.com/post/110759377</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 21:55:20 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
