Avah Tumbles

If There Is A God, He Obviously Owns A Dog
Dog Daycare | San Jose, CA

(Note: this takes place during the middle of a bad rainstorm.)
Customer: “Hi, I wanted to start bringing by dog here but I wanted to make sure that the animals get a lot of exercise.”
Me: “Oh, we just have them in rotations to run on a treadmill. You see, they help to generate power for our building. I think we have Sandy, a cute little chihuahua going right now.”
Customer: “You’re joking, right?”
Me: “Haha, yeah.”
(Moments later, my coworker comes in from the back.) Coworker: “Hey, Sandy’s loose again. Have you seen the pop-up fence?”
(As if on cue, the storm knocks out power to the building right then and there.)
Customer: “Oh my god! I’m calling Animal Services and reporting you all!”